Lanarkshire Mountain Bike Riders

This is an application by myself for

Name: owl sandy Gray
Age: unknown (has grey bits)
Occupation: fixer of things


Well picture the scene Friday afternoon glentress roasting hot just finished doing spooky wood and had a few runs on the new berm baby berm and we decided to hit the fun park get some air

On ye go sandy I'll follow u down done a few jumps and headed for the big drop offs I took the wrong route when I got to the top of the drop offs there was the owl yin lying like a pun a mince tangled up in his bike blood pouring from all angles face wrist elbows both knees we headed for the first aid hut to be told that there wasn't 1 and we would have to to to galasheilds hospital SACK THAT it was miles away we got in the car loaded up the gear and hit the road in search for some first aid

Driving through Peebles main street we spotted an ambulance at the side of the road with the lights flashing they were attending a 999 call

Bold as brass we pulled up along side got out and asked for some assistance
They cleaned an bandaged him up and told us to get to the hospital he is gonna need a bit of sewing done

Which brings me to the end of my story which I am currently writing in the hairmyres a&e waiting room

3 stripes should be awarded for the bravery of thinking he is still 20 yo when the reality is hes so old hips should shortly be crumbling to dust well done sun
P.s pictures are all on Facebook as I dnk know how to upload to here frm my fone

Nae luck Sandy.
This all happens when ordinary mortals think they are Gerry. Seriously though hope you are on the mend soon.
Cheers Davie

Maybe some will be kind enough to put the link up so that i can go, Ooooh, thats looks sore.

www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000264124215



1 link as requested please procces this application asap as he so wants to be part of the sucide squad

( in fact i think he did this on purpose just for the 3 stripes )

Welcome to the Squad "Squadron Leader Gray", you have indeed earned your wings with an impressive display above and beyond the call of duty as per the entry criteria in the following link :

https://lanarkshiremtbclub.co.uk/root...C_files/Page1074.htm

Tally Ho
Squadron Leader David "Auldy" Auld

PS Get well soon mate

As i thought. Ooooh, that looks sore Sandy.
Take it easy, Davie

Extra points for hi-jacking an ambulance on a 999 call